Friday, May 12, 2006

Hetrosexuality Survey


1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

2.When and how did you first decide you were heterosexual?

3.Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase and you may grow out of?

4.Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

5.If you've never slept with someone of the same sex, is it possible all you need is a good gay lover?

6.To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?

7.Why do you heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your lifestyle?

8.Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?

9.Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they'd face?

10.A majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?

11.With all the societal support marraige receives, the divorce rate is still spiralling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

12.Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

13.Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone was heterosexual like you?

14.Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you fear s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her leanings?

15.How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality, and fail to develop your natural, healthy homosexual potential?

16.There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed which might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered aversion therapy?

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous7:36 p.m.

    thumbs up , its funny ,clever and so true

    ReplyDelete

All comments welcome!
Please note that posts containing links not pertaining to the discussion may be deleted!

Thank you
Stephen